![]() ![]() It's decided, rangers: we're doing the monster mash.įor now, it's time to polish off this starter quest chain and return to the city. Here I thought it would be difficult to choose a side in this story. Still, old Flab holds the most potential yet, playing the psychotic impoverished aristocrat with all the juxtaposed macabre squalor and dignity a Dracula role entails: " I am calm because I must be, friend, so is the burden of leadership."Īpparently the Monster Army is an official faction with their own reputation bar. Sure, the evil Santa schtick's been done before, but this "supernatural monster among monsters" setup was just begging for it: handing out giftwrapped grenades as mission rewards out of a splotchy blood-colored bag, his lurid wheezing voice trickling over the loudspeakers, reminding his followers he knows when they are sleeping. It would be remiss not to remark here on the missed opportunity to actually work the Claus costume in as sinister leader of the Monster Army. In the mall's former toddler prison holds court the Monster Army's leader, Flab the Inhaler, who though he looks like a mall Santa at first glance is upon closer inspection straining the seams of a Dracula costume. Oooh, I can hardly wait until it lands in the clearance bin. Features the third museum in the game, this time a museum of geekdom promising us a copy of Wasteland 4. ![]() Home to, in decades past, an army of hooligans who decided to ape the disproportionate violence of B-grade horror flicks, were after spanked into submission by daddy Saul and now peddle trinkets out of a disaffected mall. We now return you to The Bizarre, part Scooby Doo joke, part pigsty, part food court, part live parody porn show, part monument to indiscriminate killing. ![]() " Never really knowing why, t hey wont understandĪs you hang from that tree with that look of despair" ![]()
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